Cool WhatsApp Status

CGPA Available For Adoption… Can’t Raise It Myself.

Don’t Live The Same Year 75 Times And Call It A Life !

Battery About To Die, I Am About To Live !

Life F#Ck$D Me , Now Its My Turn

Don’t Be Racist, Hate Everyone.

Strangely, Every Girl I Talk To Falls In Love. Just Not With Me.

People Of My Age Are Busy With Relation, Break Up, Heart Break, Patch Ups And I Am Still Figuring Out A Way To Wake Up Before 10 Am.

When Life Gets Tough, Always Remember That You Were The Strongest Sperm.

Don’t Blindly Follow The Masses.Sometimes The M Is Silent.

I Am So Poor,I Cant Even Pay Attention.

My Father Once Told Me That People Listen To You If You Tell Them That Your Father Told You That.

Life On Earth Is Expensive, But It Includes A Free Trip Around The Sun.

If Girls Are Oscar, Then I Am Leonardo DiCaprio.

I Can See You Checking My Whatsapp Status. 

God Is Really Creative , I Mean ..Just Look At Me.

When Someone Says, “You’ve Changed”, It Simply Means You’ve Stopped Living Your Life Their Way.

I’d Agree With You, But Then We’d Both Be Wrong.

Smile Today, Tomorrow Could Be Worse.

The Fool Didn’t Know It Was Impossible, So HE DID IT

Can’t Talk, Missed Calls Only.

Being Weird Is The Side-Effect Of Awesomeness.

The Question Isn’t Who Is Going To Let Me; It’s Who Is Going To Stop Me.

Less People You Chill With, Less Bullshit You Deal With

Work For 5 Days To Live 2 Days.

Hey There,Whatsapp Is Using Me!

Relationship Status: Looking For Wifi

I’m Looking For A Bank Loan Which Can Perform Things: Give Me A Loan And Then Leave Me Alone.

I Have To Be Funny Because Being Hot Is Not An Option.

When I Was Born, I Was So Surprised That I Didn’t Talk For Two Years!

Only Dead Fish Follow The Stream.

Dont Invest Emotions, Love Is A Depreciating Asset

Idea For Dieting: Refrigerators With Mirrors!

My Brain Is Divided Into Two Parts: Right & Left.In Right Nothing Is Left.In Left Nothing Is Right.

Dear Math, Please Grow Up And Solve Your Own Problems, I’m Tired Of Solving Them For You.

I Wonder What Happen’s When Doctor’s Wife Eats An Apple A Day 

Scratch Here To See My Status

Don’t Drink And Park – Accidents Cause People.

If Opportunity Doesn’t Knock, Build A Door.

My Laziness Is Like 8; Once I Lie Down It’s Infinite!

Life’s Not About Money, It’s About Love & I Love MONEY!

My One More Password Got Married Yesterday. 

Falling In Love Is Not A Choice. Staying In Love Is.

I Don’t Discriminate. I Hate Everyone Equally

If “Plan A” Didn’t Work. Don’t Worry; The Alphabet Has 25 More Letters

I Had A Horribly Busy Day Converting Oxygen Into Carbon Dioxide

You’re Beautiful Until Your Photoshop 30 Day Trial Has Gone.

I’m Pretty Sure My Prayers Go Directly To God’s Spam Folder.

I Am Not Fat, I Am Just Easier To See.

I Never Make The Same Mistake Twice. Three, Four Times Maybe. But Never Twice.

When You Wait For A Waiter In A Restaurant, Aren’t You A Waiter?

I Would Love To Change The World, But They Won’t Give Me The Source Code.

If At First You Don’t Succeed; Call It Version 1.0

Not To Get Technical, But According To Chemistry Alcohol Is A Solution.

Being Alive Is Being Offline!

Knowledge Is Like Underwear. It Is Useful To Have It, But Not Necessary To Show It Off.

Remember It’s Just A Bad Day, Not A Bad Life.

The Only Thing I Gained So Far In 2014 Is Weight.

Everyone On This Earth Is Self-Centered, The Difference Is The Radius

Nothing In The World Is Free, Even Santa Comes With A ‘Clause’.

Of All The Things I Have Lost , I Miss My Mind The Most.

WhatsApp Status Is Loading……

I Was COOL But Global Warming Made Me HOT.

Too Busy To Update A Status…..

Life Is Too Short. Don’t Waste It Copying My Status… !

I’m Not Lazy…I’m On Energy Saving Mode.

I Speak My Mind And I Never Mind What I Speak.

Never Let Your Friends Feel Lonely. Disturb Them All The Time.

I’m Going To Update My Status….But Better You Focus On Your Own.

I Stopped Fighting My Inner Demons Because Now We Are On The Same Side !!

Contributing To Entropy Since 1994.

I Smile …Because I Don’t Know WHAT THE HELL Is Going On.

I Am Who I Am, Your Approval Is Not Needed.

Every Mother On Earth Gave Birth To Child Except My Mother, She Gave Birth To Legend !

OF COURSE ! Talk To Myself, Sometime I Need Expert Advice.

I’ll Hit You So Hard Even GOOGLE Wan’t Able To Find You.

I Tried To Be Normal. Worst Two Minutes Of My Life.

After Monday And Tuesday, Even Calendar Says W T F…

I Don’t Insult People, I Just Describe Them.

I’m Jealous Of My Parents… I’ll Never Have A Kid As Cool As Theirs!

I Am Nobody. Nobody Is Perfect. Therefore, I Am Perfect!

People Say Nothing Is Impossible, But I Do Nothing Every Day.

Totally Available!! Please Disturb Me!!

Flip The Coin.. Head I Am Yours, Tail You Are Mine. 

If People Are Trying To Bring You Down It Only Means That You Are Above Them.

If You Want To Be Rude Then You Should Become A Celebrity.

I Say This; I Say That, What The Hell You Want To Listen From Me?

Let Me Hurt Your Face, May Be I Got A Little Relief By Doing This.

Hated By Many, Wanted By Plenty, Disliked By Some, Confronted By None.

Loving You Is Like Breathing How Can I Stop?

I Just Had To Come Talk With You. Sweetness Is My Weakness.

I’ll Be Yours Forever, Just Tell Me When To Start.

Alcohol May Be Man’s Worst Enemy, But The Bible Says Love Your Enemy.

I Love The Ones Who Are In My Life And Make It Amazing. I Also Love The Ones Who Left My Life And Made It Fantastic.

If My Love For You Is A Crime, I Want To Be The Most Wanted Criminal.

Its Amazing How Crazy I Feel When My Phone Vibrates And I’m Begging It To Be You.

I Wish That I Could Put My Status To What I Am Really Thinking…

Pillow Is My Best Hair Stylist – Waiting For Better Tomorrow!

The Hardest Part Of Business Is Minding Your Own.

Hey There! I Am Sick Of Using WhatsApp.

I’m Too Busy Right Now, Can I Ignore You Some Other Time?

 I’m Not Online, It’s Just An Optical Illusion.

I Used To Be An Atheist, But Then I Realized I’m God.

Sometimes All You Need Is Love. Lol, Just Kidding, You Need Money. :’).

Today Morning When I Was Driving My Ferrari, The Alarm Woke Me Up.

I’m Not Single, I’m Just Romantically Challenged.

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